Monday, July 03, 2006

Quotes about Marriage !

Another forward which i thought will be interesting to share.. (I know ise post karne ke baad gaali bhi milegi kuch logon se :))

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They
all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy
"You're lucky, mine's still alive."


KL said...

Nah! you will not receive any gali, but just a question ;);) :P:P:P

Dawn said...

WOW lot of learnings here :P this due to self experience or.rr..rr....:P:P:P

Keshi said...

**That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.


I like the coin one too :):)


Manish Kumar said...

KL achcha ji :) :)

DON Are dikhta nahin itne mahan mahan log likh kar gaye hain :p

Keshi :) :)

Anonymous said...

Sigmund Freud should have realised that
people in general dont know what they want.

Urvashi said...

My favourite is the first one by David Bissonette. Totally cracked me up!!! :)) The Socrates one was quite funny too!

Manish Kumar said...

PR :):) hmmmm they are funny!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

It just shows the male driven society, which can find nothing better than to make fun of their own wives, isn't it hypocrisy.