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Quotes about Marriage !

Another forward which i thought will be interesting to share.. (I know ise post karne ke baad gaali bhi milegi kuch logon se :))

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They
all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy
"You're lucky, mine's still alive."

I really miss these things.... Do U ?

Got this message as a forward in my mail and its content was such that I thought hey its what i always feel....

...When gulli-danda and kanche (marbles) were more popular than cricket ...
...When we always had friends to play aais-paais (I Spy), chhepan-chhepai and pittoo anytime

...When we desperately waited for 'Yeh jo hai Zindagi'

...When chitrahaar, vikram-baitaal, dada daadi ki kahaniyaan were so fulfilling... When there was just one tv in every five houses and When bisleris were not sold in the trains and we were worrying if papas will get back into the train in time or not when they were getting down at
stations to fill up the water bottle

... When we were going to bed by 9.00pm sharp except for the 'yeh jo hai jindagi' day

... When Holis & Diwalis meant mostly hand-made pakwaans and sweets and moms seeking our
help while preparing them

... When Maths teachers were not worried of our mummys and papas while slapping/beating us

... When we were exchanging comics and stamps and chacha-chaudaris and billus were our heroes

... When we were in nanihaals every summer and loved flying kites and plucking and eating unripe mangoes and leechis

... When one movie every Sunday evening on television was more than asked for and 'ek do teen
chaar' and 'Rajni' inspired us

... When 50 paisa meant at least 10 toffees

... When left over pages of the last years notebooks were used for rough work or even fair work

... When 'chelpark' and 'natraaj' were encouraged against 'reynolds and family'

... When the first rain meant getting drenched and playing in water and mud
and making 'kaagaj ki kishtis'

... When there were no phones to tell friends that we will be at their homes at six in the evening

... When our parents always had 15 paise blue colored 'antardesis' and 5 paise
machli wale stamps at home

... When we remembered tens of jokes and were not finding 'ice-cream and papa' type jokes foolish enough to stop us from laughing

... When we were not seeing patakhes on Diwalis and gulaals on Holis as air and noise polluting or allergic agents ...
the list can be endless ...
on the serious note I would like to summarise with

... When we were using our hearts more than our brains, even for
scientifically brainy activities like 'thinking' and 'deciding'

... When we were crying and laughing more often, more openly and more sincerily
... When we were enjoying our present more than worrying about our future

... When being emotional was not synonymous to being weak

... When sharing worries and happinesses didnt mean getting vulnerable to
the listener

... When blacks and whites were the favourite colors instead of greys

... When journeys also were important and not just the
destinations

... When life was a passenger's sleeper giving enough time and opportunity to enjoy the sceneries from its open and transparent glass windows instead of some superfast's second ac with its curtained, closed and dark windows ...

I really miss these things .. do u?

Animal Revenge.........

We the humans rule the world now!
What will happen when animals will take over?
See for urself :)

Lets Get a bit Mathematical

Do you think Mathematics can solve ur day to day problem!
U don't think so!
Go through this proof.....
he he :)
and chances are that if u r from male species u will identify the root cause of the problem :)

Dumb Charade

U must have played Dumb Charade some time or other in ur life!

Imagine the game is about identifying a city and the word given to u is

Capital of Thailand i.e. Bangkok!

So how do u go about it :)

No clues ! Then click below :)


http://flickr.com/photos/48936384@N00/28525961/

STATUTARY WARNING : Open this pic at ur own risk! :)

The Funniest Matrimonial Adz

Hmmm so back here after long time!
but there was not hing special to write abt!
9-6.45 office
some time to family
& finally internet.. & my countdown show going on my Hindi blog
So when I saw this joke floating in my mailbox I thought to share with u all!


Here are some of the funniest matramonial advertisements which are posted by funniest persons. Interested candidates who are seeking more funniest members as life partner can Contact them.

Fisherman
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motor boat.

Salesman
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartestbachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!

Economist
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should notbear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.

Mathematician
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed tohelp further my family unit.

IT Consultant
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.

Business Man
Wife wanted for company.

Politician
I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon pastdifferences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to the point)

Car Dealer
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.
Farmer
Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

Lawyer
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'mlooking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. Thegirl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever

Pilot
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!

Banker
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service

Shayar(Poet)
Bari muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai Key hum bhe shaadi shooda ho jaayeh,Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka...............
Joh kurrey sarey sarey,Yeah mai butaatah hoon .........
Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur keh kaam hotah naheesarey sarey.

Accountant
Required a girl - 5'8". She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.

Sharabi (Drinker)
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only whenfriends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar(home). Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.

Mini Cab Driver
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from base, erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Drivinglicense not necessary, but maps reading skills are a bonus.

Beggar
Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey dey, Allah terah bhalla karray, Tujhey eik keybadlay doh dey dey, Hillery hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!

Builder
Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from theground up.

Doctor
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fineby me.

Army Commando
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided

Race Car Driver
A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace!

Astronaut
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out ofthis world

So guys have u decided which one suits ur requirement !
and as for gals after some introspection they can easily decide from what profession their future life partner would be ! :) :)